King's Orders

My life is completely Awemazing.

  1. Who came up with kissing? Seriously?... →

    lulz-time:

    pimpeta-slap:

    Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
    Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
    *violently bashes head together again*
    “This should be a thing”

    kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

    *Bashes heads once more*
    You are a prime candidate for my child.

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  2. theamericankid: Games don’t cause violence. Lag does.

    theamericankid:

    Games don’t cause violence. Lag does.

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  4. the-absolute-best-gifs:

    This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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  6. levibunyan:

    Game Boy

    A collaboration with Jak Hornblow - Two colour (overlay) hand pulled screenprint (A3). £25. Available to buy via my Etsy here:

    https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/151588404/gameboy-screenprint?ref=shop_home_active

    (via gamefreaksnz)

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  8. susannaholmes: nobletatennant: ohmygod

    susannaholmes:

    nobletatennant:

    ohmygod

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    (Source: catherinetates-hips, via antimannerkickcourse)

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  9. SOL BADGUY 
Guilty Gear Xrd -SIGN- Announcement Trailer [x]

    (Source: notdaredevil, via quantumdrill)

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  11. You and I are different people. Very, very different people. But because we’re different, I think we could have a life together. Thank you for the ring. I’m very happy.

    You and I are different people. Very, very different people.

    But because we’re different, I think we could have a life together.

    Thank you for the ring. I’m very happy.

    (Source: mimiblargh, via quantumdrill)

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  12. cupcakez0mbie: Spiritual Stones made by me c:

    cupcakez0mbie:

    Spiritual Stones made by me c:

    (via fuckyeahlink)

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  13. brianmichaelbendis: Amazing Heroes Cover art by Jim Aparo

    brianmichaelbendis:

    Amazing Heroes Cover art by Jim Aparo

    (Source: peterparkerspad, via adamantiumcranium)

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  14. rraaaarrl: Robin knows whats up!

    rraaaarrl:

    Robin knows whats up!

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